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Wednesday, August 22, 2012

The DoonDiscs are here! The DoonDiscs are here!

When my DoonDiscs arrived, I ran to the mailbox with more enthusiasm than this guy when the new phonebooks arrived:


I had been eagerly awaiting my shipment of DoonDiscs, and my lackluster performance blogging over the past month truly called for it. I have been suffering from a lack of energy, lack of inspiration, and overall lack of time. One DoonDisc changed that. I'm not sure what would happen if I used two. I don't even want to know. The FDA definitely would not approve.


Also included was this sweet Derek Jeter die cut card. It was my, "But wait! Call now and receive a free gift!" bonus. Oh, and Derek Jeter is now 1,000 hits behind Pete Rose. Interesting, no?


Doon, thank you for the shipment. I will be ordering more for my family around Christmas-time.

6 comments:

  1. Has the FDA or surgeon general ruled on these discs. They seem fairly potent. Hope there are no side effects not yet identified!

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  2. Any post that references The Jerk is a winner, DoonDiscs or not.

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  3. I'm somebody!

    I'm wearing a Doon Disc right now.

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  4. I'm glad I could save your life. I know you didn't say or even imply that I saved your life, but I'm glad I did anyway.

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  5. Oh, and Jaybarkerfan, there are tons of side effects. We are just covering them up at the moment until I can get moved to Mexico.

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  6. I just read that the banned substance that Bartolo Colon tested positive for was DoonDiscs.

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