Thursday, April 28, 2016
Commute with me
Right now, I'm commuting home from my job in NYC. I live about 15 miles from the city, but the bus ride takes about an hour, give or take. Therefore, I am currently in the Lincoln Tunnel using the Blogger app (no clue if the format will be off) and taking you along for the ride.
I live in one of the few NJ towns outside of NYC without a train station, which is why I am on the bus. It's nice to not have to deal with crazy Penn Station, although Port Authory is no cup of tea.
Most nights on my ride home, I have a row of seats to myself. Tonight there is an emo-looking girl to my left. She's kind of cute in a weird way so that's better than the usual 7-foot guy who likes to sit next to me taking up all my space.
She just whipped out her Mac Book and has a Bernie Sanders sticker on it. She would.
Ok, I am now out of the tunnel and on 495. It'll be smooth sailing until the normal Newark bottleneck on 280.
<Quick break to submit a daily fantasy lineup for tonight because I'm now in NJ and I can do that here>
The man behind me definitely smokes. I know it's a choice and I'm sure some bloggers do. No judgment other than be considerate of how bad you smell when/if you take public transportation. This guy reeks of smoke and it's not enjoyable for any of us.
In the morning, there is this lady in a purple puffy coat who always gets on the bus first, no matter when she gets to the stop. It pisses me off. It's not even a matter of "ladies first" because she budges in front of other women. I was there before her today and I cut her off and got on first. It felt great.
It just started sprinkling. Good thing the Yankees don't have a game tonight where they can score 2 runs and get bad starting pitching.
It feels like this post is long, but I bet it's just the app tricking me.
I just passed about 12 geese sitting in a roadside puddle. Are they really that dumb? They could fly 5 miles in any direction and be in a lake, river, or the ocean. Idiots.
I'm going to wrap this up. Thanks for commuting with me.
P.S. These cards are from a recent COMC purchase.