Wednesday, November 18, 2020
I predicted the future
On August 8, 2020, I predicted the future.
I know you're impressed. But I knew that on August 9, Ronald Acuna Jr. of the Atlanta Braves would hit a home run. I was so sure, that I entered a code into Topps HR Challenge. You know, those insert cards that come every few packs. I finally won!
This may be more of a blind squirrel finds a nut situation, but I'd rather believe that I am a clairvoyant.
The fruits of my knowledge resulted in this fancy card. Shockingly, Topps doesn't charge for shipping when you correctly predict the future:
The back of the card congratulates me on being a psychic.